Blonde Joke of the Week
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
Found on http://www.coolblondejokes.com/
Found on http://www.coolblondejokes.com/
PROJECT :: dresser
Matt worked tirelessly refininshing this cherry dresser to match our cherry master bed. It was his mother's dresser originally and we refinished it and gave it a new life. The mirror is a story for another day!
Sunset After the Rain
Matt made fun of me for holding up Skye's walk to take this photo, but I just couldn't help myself. We walked off the side porch and I looked up and saw the sun coming through the trees. I immediately said, "I have to grab the camera!". After much whining from both Matt and Skye, I took the photo and then we were off for our walk. I just couldn't pass this one up :-)
My Mother's Daughter
I am officially my mother's daughter! If anyone doubted it before, it is growing more evident day by day. I now love planting flowers, watching things grow, and taking photo after photo of my new yard. I also love calling her and comparing what we have growing. I, of course, have many years of catch up to do before I can even come close to her yard, but I can honestly say that I really have an appreciation for her lifetime hobby.
Hanging Baskets
Matt suprised me Saturday morning by offering to take me shopping for my long coveted hanging baskets for the front and side porches. The hooks were already installed and they were just calling for something to hang from them. Besides, what's a cute front porch without hanging baskets... boring if you ask me. After two flower shops and 2 trips to Lowes... tada! I am so thrilled with how these turned out!
Blonde Joke of the Week
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
Found on http://www.coolblondejokes.com/
Found on http://www.coolblondejokes.com/
